[Crack] Fic - An Agreement

[vientouch.livejournal.com]

this actually came BEFORE Animus, and lead to its ultimate creation, but it is better read as a follow-up fic. xD

MAJOR CRACK WARNINGS!

The Agreement
A crackfic

The scene opens with Peregrine, Labrusca and Raphael, sitting at a coffee shop. Brusca is looking at the other two expectantly, having just been informed that they needed to talk about something.

Perri: So… Raph and I have been… *cough* talking… and……

Brusca: And? *sips coffee*

Perri: *rubs her temples* I have no idea how to say this.

Perri feels a hand on her shoulder, and looks at Raph who gives her an almost imperceptible nod before turning back to Brusca.

Raph: …Brusca. I love Perri.

Cue blush on Perri’s face.
Which Brusca fails to notice.

Brusca: Of course you love her! She’s your best friend!

Perri facepalms and Raph looks derailed.

Raph: *cough* No… I meant… I love her like… I love you.

Dramatic pause.

Brusca: *blinks* Oh.

Another dramatic pause.

Brusca: *spits coffee* Wait, WHAT?!

Perri: Brusca, we’re sorry! We don’t know how it happened, it just did!

Brusca: Since when?!

Raph: …for a while.

Brusca: And you tell me NOW?!

Perri: It’s not like we wanted to hide it…

Raph: Brusca, please, I still love you, it’s just… please don’t be angry-

Brusca: OF COURSE I’M ANGRY!

Perri winces. This was not going well.
Raph opens his mouth to say something.

Brusca: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THREESOMES WE COULD’VE HAD BY NOW?!

Raph’s jaw freezes.

Perri looks as though the Brusca had suddenly turned into a hundred butterflies. She could feel her brain stop working.

Perri: …excuse me?

Brusca: What? You’re hawt in that black lace underwear collection of yours.

Perri blushes.

Brusca: Seriously! You should see her, Raph!

Raph blushes.

Brusca: Hahaha, oh my God! You already have!

Perri: You have?!

Raph: *mumbles* It was an accident…

Perri: Oh you’re so dead later when- *cough* uh, never mind. *cough* so… Brusca… you’re okay… with this?

Brusca squints.

Brusca: I have one condition.

They nod. Brucsa turns to Raph. Raph visibly retreats into his seat.

Brusca: I get to make out with your sister every once in a while.

Once more, a dramatic pause.

Perri: …whut?

Raph: Deal.

Brusca: Yey!

Perri: WHUT?!



ZE END ;D

Comments

[llyse.livejournal.com]

IT'S NOW A FOURSOME?!

[vientouch.livejournal.com]

ahaha no, as twisted as it can get, raph draws the line at incest! he will not go to be with his own sister. brusca/sera would be a separate thing altogether, bwahaha.

but fun, eh? :D

[llyse.livejournal.com]

Needs diagrams.

With handy notes.

[vientouch.livejournal.com]

rofl, brusca/sera is just plain crack, not be taken seriously xD

[llyse.livejournal.com]

CRACK IS SRS BSNS

[joymej.livejournal.com]

Ttly.

(http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v195/candycane12/?action=view&current=butt-crack-041.jpg)

[llyse.livejournal.com]

HOMG DEMA WHAT DID YOU POST THAT VIOLATED PHOTOBUCKET'S TERMS OF USE